you know what really sucks, surprise contusions to the head/face area. yes it has happened to everyone, you know what im talking about, the common yet freakishly random volleyball to the head. its like someone hates you but cant find the words to express it and instead decides to whoop upside your head you with a 70 mph large, round, white but slightly dust caked sphere. i thought we were playing innocently enough, just hitting these spheres around and over the net, throwing them at baskets, etc. but this was no ordinary game of "play with the volleyballs" oooh no, this was a chance for evil to expose its ugly and slightly lopsidish freshman face. a friend of mine, who shall not be named, cough cough, had just spiked a ball a little close to the family jewels region but luckily i jumped so it was no biggie, when i look around and (insert appropriate action comic book term for undeniable inhuman pain here...)!!!______!!! this thing comes flying out of god knows where traveling god knows how fast aimed by a queer quirk of fate at my medula oblongata. if nothing says lovin like somethin from the oven, then nothing says "i hate you" like the imminent shrinking feeling creeping up to your brain from the bent and cracked neurons formerly stationed on the left side of my face that were unfortunately too close to the skin. yes, i admit it, i wobbled some, then quickly came to my senses and quipped "ow." i heard a few laughs and a lot of "im sorry's" but dont think i dont know what they're up to... dont think i dont think what they think is a sick thing to think... dont tell me it was an accident... you know, unless he really didnt mean to do it... naw...