i was at the pool last night for various reasons to see if some kids could swim. somehow it always apalls me that nobody knows how. i mean yeah there are the regular kids who can swim just fine but really there are a lot of 11 year old guys out there who dont know what the fuck they're doing. maybe its just cause i was raised to swim and kindof figured that you just know how but hey i might be wrong. this one kid i had to teach how to swim refused to go in water that was over his neck... at all. he would jump off the wall, struggle for a few feet, then stop and go back spitting something like "nasty" in the air. so i ended up, like a good old boy, walking the kid across the pool with my hand under his stomach while he struggled and danced (mostly the macarena... and you thought it was dead) and skimmed across the top of the water... propelled by me. (by the way, it was fairly warm outside but the pool was fucking cold and i really dont have that much body fat and, yeah, damn) not to be mean but the backstroke was pretty funny...

besides freezing my ass off, between the two pools we went to i managed to draw 2 relationships concerning bathing suits. both direct and opposite:
** men: the younger you are the more bathing suit you wear, the older you are... sigh... the less bathing suit you wear

**women: the younger you are the less bathing suit you wear, the older you are the more bathing suit you wear