so i was lifeguarding today... for once in a blue moon. and to think, nobody died on me... well almost anyway. first off it was a regular holocaust, a horsefly genocide. left and right the little fuckers were buzzing and being shot down. they seemed particularly attracted to cameron but not me... im not complaining. anyway, their little carcasses litter the water. aside from the regular hum drum shit there were these guys who kept standing on each other and seeing who could hold their breath the longest. this really pissed me off cause it kept making me want to jump in on them, after all i wouldnt know if they were drowning or not. then i realized that i must have been a heart attack waiting to happen to all those guards from the past. the last and saddest (but funny) part of my day came in the 4th shift on the stand. i look down and see this barbee doll in an nc state cheerleading outfit floating in the water face up. theres a fly nestled on her left breast... hmm i was thinking, that cant be really comfortable but barbee didnt do anything so i left it for the fly's enjoyment. a little later this little 3 year old girl spotted the doll and cried 'barbee! barbee!' so her dad floated her over there. awww i thought, as she picked up the doll, isnt that sweet... well as it turns out, the little girl picks up a water gun, holds it to po' barbee's head and, execution style, ices her on the spot. i watched with my mouth gaping open then broke out laughing... i dont think ill ever forget that image of her floating motionless in the water (will i danielle?)... thats a few bucks at least, peace guys!