things i learned today:
*the lottery is getting 99.999% of people to voluntarily pay more taxes
*some programs just aren't sexy
*we should make more grants for ostrich farming
*Elizabeth Dole can float
*conservatives are "nincompoops"
*old guys lose their trains of thought frequently
*some vouchers are like edsels or gremlins
*kids sometimes have "diabetic comers" and need other children to somehow save them
*some people "want to help the kids and starve for 3 years then quit and get a job at Glaxo"