recent quotes

"maserati? whats that? is that some kind of pizza?" ~ nate

tomas the german after getting injured
"i hurt my lap" ~ tomas

nate on tomas not playing
"he said he had a contusion... whatever that is..." ~ nate

"theres no calcium in milk. they boil it and all the calcium gets sucked out. thats what my grandmother said." ~ nate

we get yom kippur off from school
"man i love all those jews at our school."
are you gonna celebrate yom kippur too?
"hell yeah ill light those fuckin candles."
umm thats hanukah christian
"oh right... dont they do that on all jewish holidays?" ~ christian