the irony of some situations are hilarious... ex: my friend (14 years old) had just stolen a huge long string of yellow caution tape and was running to string it around his tent while calling himself "caution man." well, on the way to his tent, caution man exhibited extremely low amounts of caution when he somehow managed to run smack into a bright orange caution cone and fall on his face. i still do not know how he did this...

"ok, go climb the rock wall, run and steal the fire truck, drive it down there, run across the field, go over the monkey bridge and thru the rolling tube and bring me back $1,000,000 and only then will i give you a bubblegum flavored application." ~ april