"I'm looking at the WENUS and i dont like what i see!!" ~ chandler bing
"the new name for the state-carolina rivalry should be, 'chapel hill suck my dick!'" ~ some girl named katie
"an airline company says it has developed an airline seat that could protect or even save the life of its occupant in a crash. they say they should be able to install it in airlines by 2016. however, most americans said they would be more comfortable if they were to install them in 2 thousand and Right Now Bitch!!!" ~ SNL Weekend Update
"I was not wanking!! i just had to piss and couldnt find a bathroom!" ~ the practice