joke overheard monday night:
a woman walks into a grocery store and asks the guy at the counter if they had any chocolate icecream. the guy says, "nope, sorry but we just ran out today." so the woman leaves. the woman comes back the next day and asks the same guy if they had any chocolate icecream. the guy replies, "no, umm... we still dont have any, and we might not for a while soo..." so the woman leaves. the same woman comes back the third day and asks the same guy if they have any chocolate icecream. angrily, the guy tells her, "look bitch, can you spell the 'straw' in strawberry?'' "um yeah, she says, s-t-r-a-w." "good, can you spell the 'van' in vanilla?" "of course, v-a-n.'' "ok'', he said, "can you spell the 'fuck' in chocolate?" "umm.." the woman said, "there is no fuck in chocolate." so the guy looks her straight in the eye and says, "exactly."