heard on snl last weekend~
"the police have taken over our society! we need to free the people! paint one painting, youre not a painter. unclog one drain, youre not a plumber. blow up one embassy, come on, youre not a terrorist! we need something to keep the police from tyrranizing the people. i think we should give the terrorists their guns back. they can watch the police. see?? its checks and balances!!"
"this week in japan, plans have been drawn to make a jet train composed of a train with an airplane jet engine attached for propulsion. what a concept... combining the thrill and danger of flying with the historical poor safety record of trains..."