for all those people who werent there, i will explain the mouse situation from gopo. about halfway thru class, some people on one side of the room hear some squeaking coming from a corner by the teacher's desk. so they look over there and alert the teacher that she has a mouse stuck in her sticky mouse trap pad. they ooooh and ahhhh as it rolls around and squeaks its furry little head off trying in vain to escape from the overpowering clutches of the chinese synthetically created sticky piece of paper (which also holds 2 crickets). all the kids want to save the mouse except one guy who volunteers to stomp on it. we all make a fuss about saving the mouse but the teacher, who obviously doesnt like mice, wants to get rid of it. she wont do it in the middle of the class and also doesnt want to go near the sheet herself for some reason unknown to the rest of us. finally, since everyone was chatting about the mouse instead of the media, she shouted, "stop looking at that mouse, i wanna talk about sex scandals!!" which of course made everyone crack up. every now and then she would just stop talking and put her head down and we would hear the damn thing squeakin away in the background. finally at the end of class i got to see it. it looked cute to me, just a little baby mouse, all fuzz, stuck to this stupid sticky paper with a few crickets. i was all for saving it. but the teacher got one of the students to carefully pick up the trap by the edge and drop it into a small grocery bag which she proceeded to throw in the outside trashcan, end of story. today was funny too though. we got to talking about all the presidents who have had sex scandals with everyone and JFK popped up. "o yeah," my teacher replied, "he bonked everyone. it was 'honk if you havent been bonked by JFK. he even slept with this mistress who was the wife of a mafia leader. i mean, you dont just sleep with a woman with mafia ties do you? they would just trade her off, day after day... seems like he slept with everyone. there was a journalist that knew kennedy had slept with his sister-in-law but didnt report it, i guess just because his sister-in-law just slept with the president or something...."
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