::walks into the cow building:: "wow it smells like garner in here" it confuses me how so many city folk wont even consider doing such a simple act as petting a cow. we were at the fair today and all the city people were like, "no im not touching that thing!" i tried to tell them, its only a cow, look how pretty she is, with those big eyes, shes just lying there, just touch the cow. her name's sweet pea, just pet her. shes the sweetest thing ever. they are my next door neighbors for jesus sake they are my best friends. scratch her head its soft. "nooo its a cow, im not touching it." wimps. wouldnt even taste the blue ribbon hay. ive heard the 5th place hay was sweeter than the 1st place one but it tasted ok to me. city people confuse me. they wont go out to where there is more than an acre of land with no buildings on it and think that if the car broke down, they would surely die and that their cell phones would probably not work all the way out here. o and yes thats my grandmother's house right there... the chicken house smelled like babies but that was ok because there was a hand sanitizer dispenser inside the door. all those chickens and turkeys... and ooooh the ducks. the chicks were cute, i got to hold a turkey chick, im just glad it didnt piss on me or worse. the birds were crazy, all clucking thru their cages to others like, "come over here bitch and say that." it was hilarious. what else was hilarious? when the announcer actually called for a "dixie normous" to meet their sister at the fountains. rolling on the ground laughing after that one. the state fair is the only place where you can survive on a mint choco chip milkshake, a pepsi, a deepfried snickers bar, and a mountain dew... believe me i have tried. i need one of those confederate flag balloon baseball bats. hahaha mooooo...