listening to music one late night as usual an odd thing happened. not only did i catch the lyrics but they were good ones... amazing, it might be good to be famous someday...
"Hang me in your dorm room
Paint me on shampoo bottles and
Place me in plastic happy meals
Then give me away
New face, same old cd
Safe smack for easy deities
I'm blessed with blame
I'm giving it away

I wish I was beautiful
Book me on "Leno" and "Letterman"
Scratch a cheap logo here on my t-shirt
We'd be so happy
More money more sex more apathy
Sell me a cause I don't care which one"

one of my girl friends.... "im looking at my cock and it says its 12:30!!!"