who makes it official? every race has unofficial results... so the officials make it official. when a woman accepts a man's proposal (or vice versa) they make it official. sooooo... they just form a lawful union. laws make things official. an official works for the government. so an official is official. what about officers? official officials right? governments have official matters. official rules and regulations. formal... perhaps the marriage? an official invitation go the gala. so now that we have official made into an alien word. just look at it, looks funny dont it? by now anyway... i have an official question.
what makes products official. i mean, the official sponsor is obvious. nextel gave more money to nascar so nascar's championship (however odd) is now (officially) the nextel cup instead of the classic winston cup. what about other things? supposedly, or just according to their commercials, rbc centura is the official bank of "all life's journeys". what the hell is that supposed to mean? am i supposed to thank rbc for sponsoring my next odyssey to the bathroom? maybe the trek upstairs to my bed should be an occasion to thank rbc for their contribution... wait a second. did rbc pay to be the official bank of "all life's journeys"? if so, should i get payed for taking life's journey? no, they just claimed it. like if we landed on antarctica and claimed it. maybe... well if they are just the bank, shouldnt that leave the field wide open for other things? i want to know the beer thats sponsoring life's journeys so i can enjoy it. after all, they are sponsoring my trip to the bathroom. maybe i could challenge rbc centura to sponsor the journeys. that would be funny... unless they are paying for it. then i would sue for cash for my journeys though. so its really a win-win situation... isnt it? say i win custody of lifes journeys and the cost of energy skyrockets? im fucked then. hell, figure im fucked anyway.
im the official sponsor of life's akward moments... oh and i call sponsor of Skinny Peoples is Awesome too
what makes products official. i mean, the official sponsor is obvious. nextel gave more money to nascar so nascar's championship (however odd) is now (officially) the nextel cup instead of the classic winston cup. what about other things? supposedly, or just according to their commercials, rbc centura is the official bank of "all life's journeys". what the hell is that supposed to mean? am i supposed to thank rbc for sponsoring my next odyssey to the bathroom? maybe the trek upstairs to my bed should be an occasion to thank rbc for their contribution... wait a second. did rbc pay to be the official bank of "all life's journeys"? if so, should i get payed for taking life's journey? no, they just claimed it. like if we landed on antarctica and claimed it. maybe... well if they are just the bank, shouldnt that leave the field wide open for other things? i want to know the beer thats sponsoring life's journeys so i can enjoy it. after all, they are sponsoring my trip to the bathroom. maybe i could challenge rbc centura to sponsor the journeys. that would be funny... unless they are paying for it. then i would sue for cash for my journeys though. so its really a win-win situation... isnt it? say i win custody of lifes journeys and the cost of energy skyrockets? im fucked then. hell, figure im fucked anyway.
im the official sponsor of life's akward moments... oh and i call sponsor of Skinny Peoples is Awesome too
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