foosballoser: you know sometimes i want to be a guy
foosballoser: all the guys i know have really comfy clothes
shibbydelic13: you know sometimes i want to be a girl
shibbydelic13: i wear tight stuff anyway haha
foosballoser: why do you want to be a girl?
shibbydelic13: but i cant see the guy appeal... girls are so nice to be with
foosballoser: that's exactly the thing i have with guys, they're just so much easier to get along with
foosballoser: i don't think it works if you're the same sex
shibbydelic13: but we are all big and nasty and hard
shibbydelic13: i dont get it
foosballoser: girls are really catty and exclusionary
shibbydelic13: its like loving something you found in the woods
shibbydelic13: girls are like flowers... you see
foosballoser: your friend one minute and the next they don't care about you
foosballoser: i love lumberjacks
foosballoser: they never play games with you
shibbydelic13: hmm
shibbydelic13: i would make for a skinny lumberjack
foosballoser: you'd be skinnier than all the trees you chopped down
shibbydelic13: breasts sound like fun
shibbydelic13: but annoying when youre trying to do stuff
foosballoser: occasionally they're fun
shibbydelic13: cause ive seen women's soccer... and it cant be fun with them bouncing around all over the damn place
foosballoser: but they get in the way of things like running, especially if yours are big
shibbydelic13: yeah thats what i mean
foosballoser: balls just seem like they hurt
shibbydelic13: they do a lot
shibbydelic13: but they dont get in the way as much
foosballoser: i guess they don't bounce so much cuz they're smaller
foosballoser: how could they not get in the way, they're right between your legs?
shibbydelic13: well... it was meant to be there
shibbydelic13: so its natural
shibbydelic13: breasts arent... protected in any way
foosballoser: um no. it really hurts if someone hits you there
shibbydelic13: but you dont get hit there all that often
foosballoser: and when you get old its horrible, they're all saggy
shibbydelic13: wait, are we talking about breasts or balls?
foosballoser: like tennis balls at then end of a sock. i think my grandmothers have to be down to her waist.
foosballoser: breasts
shibbydelic13: ok
foosballoser: unless that applies to men as well
shibbydelic13: hey its all worthwhile in the end though
foosballoser: i don't know about that, you guys get to have good sex and then we have to deal with the resulting munchkins
foosballoser: it can't be comfortable to be pregnant
shibbydelic13: yeah...