you know, there are some things that you just dont think about that you should. for example, i was watching seinfeld tonite and they had at least 2 people on there eating cookies and doughnuts with knives and forks. whats up with that? why would you eat a cookie with a fork? then again, why wouldnt you eat a doughnut with a knife? it makes no sense either way. cookies i can usually understand, i mean they are usually small and dry, try eating an oreo with a fork... it just wont work. you would have to scoop it instead of impaling it. if you tried to impale it, you would end up with just frosting. look, try scooping an oreo with a fork and dipping it in milk... you would drop it and have to find it before it contaminates the milk much which gets harder with time as the cookie gets mushier and mushier. its just not feasible. would a spoon be easier? see? its concave and all... but not, thats just stupid. i can understand the doughnut a little better. usually it will have frosting on the outside and usually that frosting is still wet (if its from krispy kreme anyway) and you may want to cut it and eat it with a fork. that seems to work except its just not as much fun with a fork. there is not as much risk of dropping it, which can be a good thing, but wouldnt you like to have a little danger associated with your doughnut? i know i would... that still doesnt cover the spoon. the problem here is that you would have to cut the piece of doughnut small enough to fit in the concave of your spoon. that way, it would slide around in its frosting but wouldnt fall out. but, it would take a really long time to eat the whole doughnut. i dont want to wait to eat my doughnut. which brings me to my next point, what about those people who like dry doughnuts? well well well, who eats dry doughnuts anyway? they are dull and unexciting. they dont slide or look shiny or nothin. the only fun in eating dry doughnuts is what to drink to wet your mouth again after it sucks out all the moisture or how to get that damn powder off your clothes after you sprinkle on yourself... but does this mean that people that eat dry doughnuts are boring? no, we cant judge people like that. it just means they are conservatives... so, in conclusion... conservatives eat dry doughnuts, moderate conservatives eat wet doughnuts with a fork, moderates eat wet doughnuts with a spoon, moderate liberals eat wet doughnuts with their hands, and people like me dont even use those...
hmm next... is it better for people to go ahead and change into their pajamas early in the night or should you wait until you get into bed? now i know a few people that go ahead and change, and i respect them for it. i just think they're wrong... i mean, i can see the point in going ahead and changing. maybe its a little bit more comfortable, maybe they feel a little free-er (for those going commando) or something. hey, its less hassel. when you want to go to bed, you just go. you dont have to worry about remembering to change or something. i mean, how many times have i woken up in the morning and thought, "damn, i forgot to put on my pajamas again..." then again, there are the people like me who wait to change until they go to bed. in some ways it more practical. what if you have to go out to the street for a random reason, in your PAJAMAS!!! that would fairly suck, especially if its cold outside. what if theres a fire (theres a fiiiiiire) and you had to leave or what if you had to drive to the gas station... in your PAJAMAS!!! yes that would freak the hobos out of their minds. also, you may have gotten comfortable in the clothes that you were wearing that day. i dont reccoment sleeping in socks but if you swing that way, then go for it. then again, theres the aforementioned risk of forgetting to change into your pajamas but hey, it makes life a little more interesting. having said this, i personally reccomend waiting to change into your pajamas till you go to bed. peace...