hey yallz it be shaqueenafomeesha here... (at least two of you get that)
whoa today was one of those days that bad moods live for. sortof grey and tiring even though its just monday... yeah im tired already. for the most part people make me sick but thats ok. every now and then someone breaches the grey without even saying a word. then its worth having people around. anyway the point is, im happy now. happy because im ignorant of my life and of complications which is a good thing. i dont even know if im getting sick but i might go take some pills anyway just because i think they might make me more ignorant (its bliss yall). sometimes acting like a fool is the best thing for you. so i went to scouts tonight, all sour. and once i was pissed off enough at the little little children who know nothing of anything and are really just asses all the time... it was time for a break. so we went outside and a few of us got in a circle and the scot started a beat where the redneck could freestyle (when i wake up in the mornin and its dark outside i want my eggs AND I WANT THEM FRIED!!!... WHOOOAAAAA) and we all just cracked up. we could throw rocks while the asses wrestled or toss a dr pepper bottle like a football or any shit we wanted. after it was over, a few of them were running around the cars like air-pit crews pretending to steal tires. when i jumped in my car i couldnt lock it quick enough and the lazy one, the redneck, and the v-w guy jumped in with me. they wondered about the sound system so i told them it was 8-speaker premium. i warned them that it was john mayer in the slots but they didnt care and i cranked it up. it impressed at least one of them. so then one of the little ones tosses his book on the car. i open the sunroof, grab it, and drive to the front of the building. i give the book to the redneck and tell them to get their asses out of my car. at least one of them couldnt figure out how to open the door (its swedish) so after i got them out a little one climbed in and wondered where his book was. so i tell him i gave it to the redneck and have to let him out of the car cause he couldnt figure it out. so i start to drive off and someones shirt lands on my windshield. i try to wipe it away with the wipers but it wont move. so then the lazy one runs up and tries to grab it but its stuck so i start the wipers again (freaking him out) and he grabs it. so nooow i crank the music up and scream out of the place. yeah, windows down screaming all the way home. hah, i love those guys. god bless the boys.