from an email i got today...

The Top 5 Slogans for MTV Condoms
5> Fo' Shizzle, Don't Get Jizzle Drizzle in Her Vagizzle!
4> Cover Your Carson, Daily
3> Buy Our Condoms or We'll Play This Avril Lavigne Video!
2> U2 Should Cover Your Bono
1> Because Eventually It'll Be *Your* Turn With Christina Aguilera