the famous, the infamous...

its what you have been waiting for, even if you had no idea. class ended last friday and finally they are compiled. here, in living black and white, the famous, the infamous... king sanders quotes... {hooray!}

you dont perform journalism; you commit it


personally, i dont think money should be given to methodists. i mean, who needs the methodists? presbyterians are ok...


you dont have to sing praise jesus to get a bowl of soup. i used to hate it.


when you consider giving money to methodists... eww, yucky, i wouldnt do that.


i graduated from high school in 1958... which is also when they invended the wheel


and i thought thomas jefferson hung the moon


he might just have lied to you, deceived you, mislead you... its what i'd do


sorry im late, i went to the wrong classroom


does michael jackson have the right to own a gun?


do you want me to wait to argue with you? ~ some kid


at wake forest they say that if you slow down they'll give you a parking ticket


i wrote once that half the judges on the southern bench wore black robes by day and white robes by night... i got a couple letters for that one


if you were smart, you would have picked it up


or i may drop your grade twenty points cause i dont feel good


old american values like killing people and breaking things


you dont have to be right... this man has already dhown his sublime ignorance of the bill of rights


judge bork, i asked him what social conservatism was once. he said it as a dry martini


you have four final exams? then you have two choices: suicide or a prayer meeting... or you could choose options of execution...


i think its dangerous... and so does george clooney... so there.


being poor is against the law... as well it should be


they press a button and the claws drop the egg into the bucket and cyanide gas wafts up and ruins the guys day


did you run into osama bin laden in that cave youve been in?


you got a wussy boxer? ~ some kid


if youre happy about the 10th amendment, im happy about the 10th amendment... so we wont repeal it


when OJ was aquitted, the headline was "the juice is loose"


what was in Pandora's Box? a lot of penumbras...


judge "scalito". nope, its a person. its a mythical person. its a metaphor. its a penumbra.


it is a nickname so it is a person. nina nina.


pinko communist institutions like the united nations... or the supreme court...