the irony of some situations are hilarious... ex: my friend (14 years old) had just stolen a huge long string of yellow caution tape and was running to string it around his tent while calling himself "caution man." well, on the way to his tent, caution man exhibited extremely low amounts of caution when he somehow managed to run smack into a bright orange caution cone and fall on his face. i still do not know how he did this...

"ok, go climb the rock wall, run and steal the fire truck, drive it down there, run across the field, go over the monkey bridge and thru the rolling tube and bring me back $1,000,000 and only then will i give you a bubblegum flavored application." ~ april

some people just arent with us sometimes. or maybe walking into conversations isnt the best method of getting information... quotes of this week:
"i prefer the one handed silent method" ~ sarah
"woobastink" ~ tony (on hoobastank)
... can anyone tell me what the difference is between a negative campaign ad and a dirty campaign ad? "dirty? do you mean like sexual?" ~ ?

why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

things i learned today:
*the lottery is getting 99.999% of people to voluntarily pay more taxes
*some programs just aren't sexy
*we should make more grants for ostrich farming
*Elizabeth Dole can float
*conservatives are "nincompoops"
*old guys lose their trains of thought frequently
*some vouchers are like edsels or gremlins
*kids sometimes have "diabetic comers" and need other children to somehow save them
*some people "want to help the kids and starve for 3 years then quit and get a job at Glaxo"

whoo hoo i scored today yeah!! and super scandinavian got kicked in the face.... whats up with that? but i scored yeah... i only need 5 more goals to take the lead isnt that wonderful?

you know what really sucks, surprise contusions to the head/face area. yes it has happened to everyone, you know what im talking about, the common yet freakishly random volleyball to the head. its like someone hates you but cant find the words to express it and instead decides to whoop upside your head you with a 70 mph large, round, white but slightly dust caked sphere. i thought we were playing innocently enough, just hitting these spheres around and over the net, throwing them at baskets, etc. but this was no ordinary game of "play with the volleyballs" oooh no, this was a chance for evil to expose its ugly and slightly lopsidish freshman face. a friend of mine, who shall not be named, cough cough, had just spiked a ball a little close to the family jewels region but luckily i jumped so it was no biggie, when i look around and (insert appropriate action comic book term for undeniable inhuman pain here...)!!!______!!! this thing comes flying out of god knows where traveling god knows how fast aimed by a queer quirk of fate at my medula oblongata. if nothing says lovin like somethin from the oven, then nothing says "i hate you" like the imminent shrinking feeling creeping up to your brain from the bent and cracked neurons formerly stationed on the left side of my face that were unfortunately too close to the skin. yes, i admit it, i wobbled some, then quickly came to my senses and quipped "ow." i heard a few laughs and a lot of "im sorry's" but dont think i dont know what they're up to... dont think i dont think what they think is a sick thing to think... dont tell me it was an accident... you know, unless he really didnt mean to do it... naw...

"'tumaya fewgely runmetir'... that means i'm not crazy anymore in my made up space language"

o yeah, a few minutes ago i saw on the news that vern troyer (mini-me) got his appendix or something removed and when they addressed the movie, they referred to his counterpart as "Mr. Evil." whats up with that?

a few days ago i felt like i was in a slump. i had downloaded just 4 songs in a month. now, i feel like im out of that slump. whooo 10 songs today, good stuff too. nappy roots, space monkeyz, outkast, the refreshments, plus many more... its great. its like the light in my head is shining. its good to have a new song in my head for once. besides the fact that i have once again been introduced to some culture, that is, having enough lee-way with homework (with monday off, happy yom kippur!) to be able to read a few articles in a Car and Driver and a Motor Trend. its also good to have cash in your pocket. i just got payed for mowing my neighbors grass and the weight of $85 is welcome. ohhhhh soccer is going good. at least im starting if not playing great. our defense is rock solid i love it. i need to score though. the freshmen are beating me, its not a pleasant feeling. this one kid, the "super scandinavian" has got 5 goals (as of today) and i have nil so you can sense my anxioty. hey, yesterday was friday the 13th and nothing bad happened to me. well, i dont know what time it will say on the post but here it is 12:19 in the morning saturday 14. hey, i get to go to the wfu/ncsu football game today, yay. go deacs yeah well we're probably gonna get raped but o well at least i get to go. i hope it rains, then maybe the freshie they put in center will fumble a snap or two and we might get a few turnovers. but o well it will be grand anyway. thats it all i can think about now so heres a hook.... "awnaw hell naw boy y'all done up and done it... them country boys on the rise, with them big fat wheels on the side, peep them vertical grills on the ride, and aw-awww-awww-awwwww!"

you know, there are two types of people in this world and both involve the word freak. some think freak is an insult, implying that they stick out, arent normal, or dont fit in. others take it as a compliment, implying that they stick out, arent normal, or dont fit in. im on team freak. i take it as a compliment that im different from you, or anyone else, but especially you. being a freak is to be different, to be truly individual. some people dream of meeting themselves somewhere, the exact twin they never knew. im on the side that says "if i ever randomly found someone exactly like me, thought like me, looked like me, sympathized with me, knew me for me... i would kick his ass so far into next month it wouldnt even be a little bit funny." i like being a freak, being different, being the one thats not the same. everyone can kiss my ass. so the next time someone says to you, "uh... you are the biggest freak of nature i have ever seen in my life... ever," grin and reply, "well arent we the sharp one today, thanks for your noticing." freak

nothing much to say tonite except that rapping shakespear is wrong and two of my teachers living together is creepin me out but... i just happened to listening to a great song today by lenny kravitz so i thought i would post the lyrics...

"God Save Us All" ~ Lenny Kravitz
We need a leader
We can't seem to help ourselves
Fighting and lying
We can't seem to let it go
We live each day
On a small piece of borrowed time
Why aren't we trying
To enjoy this crazy ride
What are we gonna do about it ?

God Save Us All
God Save Us All
God Save Us All
If we really try
Maybe we can make it

We need a teacher
We must learn to see the light
Let's get together
This world needs us to do right
There's too much poverty, sickness
There's pain and strife
Why aren't we trying
To improve this thing called life
What are we gonna do about it ?

God Save Us All
God Save Us All
God Save Us All
If we really try
Maybe we can make it